Ready to leave The Man behind? Solid! Here are a few things to consider:
The Man may want to bounce your job-jumping ass right out onto the street as soon as you give the word. Have you considered what that means to you?
Before you drop the bomb, make sure you have gathered all of your personal files from your computer. Have you cleared your computer and desk area of any questionable material that your boss may use against you?
Also, make sure your wallet can float until the new job starts if you don't get that final paycheck you were hoping for.
Okay, so now you are ready to drop the bomb and hand your
letter in. Be calm and cool - like Jack Webb - "Just the facts, mam."
Below are three sample letters you can use:
Traditional Letter Style
Dear <the recipient's name goes here>
This letter is to formally announce my resignation from [company name], starting today. My last day will be [two weeks from today].
I wish both you and [the name of your current employer] every good fortune and I would like to thank you for having me as part of your team.
Yours sincerely,
<Signature goes here>
Sticking It To The Man Letter Style
Dear [Recipient's name]:
Yesterday I woke up and realized that this is the worst career experience I've ever had. Therefore, I'm officially notifying you of my resignation from [company name]. My last day will be today.
This company has many problems. [insert problems here]
On top of that, I can't stand to work for you any longer. You, alone, have been a constant source of pain and suffering for me ever since I started this job. I can't understand how you made it this far in the professional community.
Today is a great day for me. I will never have to see, hear or listen to you ever again!
Warmest Regards,
[Your Signature]
Presidential Resignation Letter
If you just happen to be the President of the United States, you can borrow from the one "Tricky Dick" wrote at the end of Watergate.
